Floor796

(floor796.com)

783 points | by krtkush 1 day ago

44 comments

  • smusamashah 18 hours ago
    The editor that is used to draw these animations https://floor796.com/editor/l0

    Author has a YouTube channel too somewhere where you can see him making a drawing start to end. (edit: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCribkEGzOuMQ9ozb0ektMCQ)

    From FAQs

    > The creation of Floor796 started in 2018. I spent the first year creating the animation editor, the rendering engine and the site itself. Then I started drawing the first characters. I drew slowly at first, as I had to get used to the projection and constantly improve the animation editor. I've been creating the first block for over 8 months. Now I draw 1 block in about 1-1.5 months.

    Author made everything, including the editor, by himself.

    • mapcars 14 hours ago
      Thats curious, there are multiple Russian and even Soviet-era characters which I don't think western people know about.
      • Rendello 13 hours ago
        You can click characters to show who they are, as well.
      • mojuba 13 hours ago
        Definitely too many to be random. I think they are all mostly soviet era things, no? So the author is likely an émigré from the USSR.
      • tartoran 5 hours ago
        I just spotted Steven Segal is munching on a carrot.
  • SilverSlash 3 minutes ago
    One of the coolest things I've seen this year! A true labor of love!
  • buybackoff 17 hours ago
    For some time recently, I was zooming in on Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights. The floor's level of interactivity would be so nice there. At least on this floor, I can guess what's going on quite reliably. The experience is quite similar at some level though. I saw Bosch's originals (or 1-to-1 by size repros) many years ago and without zooming in, it was incomprehensible. With zoom, the details are overwhelming.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights...

    • jmkd 6 hours ago
      Note this digitisation was by a company called Mad Pixel, and supported by Google in 2009. It was the first experiment that later became the Google Art Project in 2011 (now Google Arts & Culture).
  • krelian 20 hours ago
    This has been making the rounds for the years and I think what captivates me the most is the art style. There is something about it I cannot put my finger on. Just like the art style of Moebius or the 90's game Flashback.
    • jofzar 10 hours ago
      To me it has very Habbo hotel like graphics, not the same but it hits the same "itch". Specifically with the dancing.
    • vitaflo 18 hours ago
      I thought for sure this was eBoy at first. The style is similar and eBoy has been around forever but looks like it’s just someone else who is really good at this stuff.

      https://www.eboy.com/

      • swah 2 hours ago
        Ouch, this now looks dated. Society is in another mood...
      • geerlingguy 11 hours ago
        Silicon Valley (TV show) had a similar themed intro style
    • Findecanor 4 hours ago
      The art style reminds me a bit of that of Al Jaffee in MAD magazine.
    • spopejoy 10 hours ago
      The style reminds me of the old Alien Syndrome arcade game
      • dilyevsky 8 hours ago
        Looks more like Xcom: UFO Defense
    • InfiniteLoopGuy 16 hours ago
      Theme Hospital
      • pell 3 hours ago
        That was my first thought too. I replayed it recently. Still a great game.
  • AmazingTurtle 21 hours ago
    Thats fun. I like it. Try clicking on naruto :) https://floor796.com/#t2l4,780,732
    • toledocavani 20 hours ago
    • _kush 20 hours ago
      So fun! Are there any other easter eggs like this? I've been clicking everywhere and didn't find any
      • wartijn_ 20 hours ago
        From the FAQ in the "about" section of the website:

        - You can try to find Wally (Waldo), as in the well-known game Where's Wally. He is partially visible, but if you click on him, he will appear in full and wave at you.

        - Quest #1 - Mafia Treasures. To start the quest, go to the room where the Mafia is holding the annual meeting and click on the suitcase.

        - Quest #2 - Subspace Tuner: To start this quest, click on the large advertising screen that says 'Bad Signal' next to the pirate ship.

        - Payphone - you can call different subscribers on the 796th floor. Subscriber numbers are constantly being added and can be found in various places on the floor.

        - In the Police Station click on the big screen to see the project statistics: current online, visits by country, number on interactions with all elements on the floor, etc.

        - One of the arcade machines has a real game - Racer796.

        - In the park zone there is Change My Mind guy. Click on him to add your own phrase to the rotation.

        - You can compose a 10-second melody and add it to rotation by clicking on the guy in the hospital with the pink synthesizer.

        - You can draw small pixel animation and add it to rotation by clicking on the Fun Drawing Screen near the Police Station.

        - Click on the Chunk Norris in the park zone.

        - Click on the JAWS 19 ad screen in the block with Back to the Future references.

        - Click on Naruto near the pirate ship.

        - There is Free Ads Board next to the pirate ship. You can draw your own advertising screen and specify which URL it links to.

        - There are also many small interactive elements on the floor, clicking on which will show an additional picture, play a sound or cause some action to occur.

      • timenotwasted 20 hours ago
        The Jaws one is fun too, only reason I found it is because it says click beneath it, https://floor796.com/#b3l3,84,789
      • orbital-decay 20 hours ago
        Fight Club rules poster: https://floor796.com/#t3r3,776,193
  • marcellus23 20 hours ago
    This reminds me a lot of the 2000s internet that I grew up on. This was the kind of thing I used to find using StumbleUpon.
  • vjay15 20 hours ago
    The entire page was amazing, but holy shit that art in the middle that shows how the current system works where kids are sent to school to study and then they graduate, get crushed into becoming mere tools instead of the human beings we are meant to be.
    • avidiax 17 hours ago
    • p2detar 20 hours ago
      I think it is “Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall” reference.

      edit: Ha! Actually one can double-click on objects and get more info about their origin.

      • lossyalgo 12 hours ago
        Single-clicking is sufficient :)

        Also there are a lot of special clickable actions (mentioned in the FAQ > About section, or just keep clicking until you find something, there are 20+ special actions).

    • ForceBru 20 hours ago
      Is it just me or is the phrase "human beings" used more often than simply "humans"? I've just started to notice this: the next word after "human" is very often "beings". Whenever someone wants to emphasize our humanity (as opposed, say, to a horse's horseness), they almost always say "human _beings_" instead of "humans". Somehow "human beings" seems to emphasize the "human spirit/soul".
      • Jakob 20 hours ago
        Yes. There are lots around; whenever the original word becomes too short for the importance people want to give it.

        Tuna fish, chai tea, Enter the room -> enter “into” the room, French: hui (today) -> aujourd’hui (day of today)

        Keyword: pleonasm

        • umanwizard 20 hours ago
          I'm sure I've even heard French people say "au jour d'aujourd'hui"
          • teapot7 12 hours ago
            I'm pretty sure I've seen that one in a list, by a French person, of things they wish other people wouldn't say!
  • PeterHolzwarth 11 hours ago
    Prior discussions here on HN noted this writeup on how some of it works (in Russian):

    https://habr.com/ru/companies/floor796/articles/673318/

  • jimmySixDOF 42 minutes ago
    One of my soft milestone tests for AGI is if this gets reproduced in a World Model with Gaussian Splats or whatever it is by then that lets you do gameplay walkthrough in first player egocentric 3D-6DOF-360 view in XR with some friends till then its just all stochastic parrots on word calculators whats the point
  • BargirPezza 3 hours ago
    Amazing, real dedication and it looks so good! Have spent some time just wandering around and clicking on different characters I don't recognize. So fun
  • c-hendricks 20 hours ago
    Not often you see Lexx references: https://floor796.com/#t0l2,597,381
    • burnt-resistor 4 hours ago
      Kai strikes again. That series was hilarious to my undergrad self. I think I caught it on Comedy Central or the Sci-Fi Channel (SyFy) junior year.
    • lexx 12 hours ago
      Indeed
  • stavros 15 hours ago
    I got inspired by this the other day and made something related, though user-drawable:

    https://pine.town

    Obviously nowhere near as good as Floor796, but if you like pixel art, maybe you'll like my weekend hack.

  • tux1968 20 hours ago
    Thanks for sharing this one. There's so many brilliant and funny little vignettes in this piece. I'm amazed at what some people are able to do, so far outside anything I could dream about creating.
  • scrollop 20 hours ago
    Would be interesting to give all the NPC AI, then control one and see how everything interacts, or get dropped into this in first person and interact with everything/everyone powered by AI.
    • bovermyer 19 hours ago
      Given that this is hand-crafted by a real artist, introducing AI into it would be a betrayal of the entire concept.
    • justsomehnguy 16 hours ago
      Theme Hospital is a thing.
  • wowczarek 9 hours ago
    I giggled at Monkey Island and then I saw the tentacle... but from Half Life. This is a masterpiece and it keeps on giving.
  • eightturn 20 hours ago
    sites like this make the internet a better place.
  • backtogeek 18 hours ago
    This sort of thing gives me a nice hit of nostalgia.

    I am pleased things like this continue to exist on the tinterweb.

  • alexconrad 8 hours ago
    Goofy has a sound clip when you click on it. Are there other ones with sound?
    • alexconrad 8 hours ago
      Found another one. Duke Nukem 3D Cocoon with a girl. Good times!
  • Freak_NL 17 hours ago
    There is now a neon add for some weird place called 'Hacker News'; right between the ones for Dunder Mifflin and Weyland Yutani Corp, over by the Catbus, behind that new huge pirate ship, but if you hit the Black Mesa ad you've gone too far.
  • cantalopes 10 hours ago
    Well, there goes my carrier data plan
  • Peteragain 20 hours ago
    I think it will absorb at least as many hours as doom scrolling, and be much better for me.
  • yieldcrv 4 hours ago
    How fast this loads is a lost art
  • jupin 20 hours ago
    I wish I could show my kid this incredible mega gif. But it's NSFW ;D
    • cyode 12 hours ago
      Mega gif indeed. Two relevant excerpts found in the about page (it's a gif but not a gif):

      > Why 796?

      > The name of the project has a small code: 7, 9 and 6 are the ordinal numbers of the letters in the English alphabet for the word GIF. This project is essentially one big gif, a mega gif, so all the action takes place on the 796th (GIF) floor of the space station :)

      > How does animation rendering work?

      In order to maintain pixel clarity and still have good compression, it was necessary to create own video format. The entire animation is divided into sections, and each section is packed into this special format. The browser then loads the desired section and renders it in a separate thread into the common canvas.

    • debo_ 17 hours ago
      Hopefully your kids aren't working yet, so it's fair game!
      • latexr 2 hours ago
        Maybe their kid is called William and they meant it’s Not Safe for Will.
  • kylecazar 18 hours ago
    Haven't found Waldo yet

    Edit: I absolutely did find Waldo! That was fun.

    • crasshacker 17 hours ago
      Is Waldo really there? Because I've looked everywhere, and at this point I'm a bit concerned that my eyes are going to give out before I'm able to find him. That guy sure is a wily fella.
      • kylecazar 17 hours ago
        He's really there. I was on the verge of giving up myself.
    • spopejoy 10 hours ago
      Here's a fun one: find AE3803
  • hermitcrab 2 hours ago
    Can we please have a room where Jake Paul and Tate are getting humbled in a boxing ring for all eternity.
  • signorovitch 16 hours ago
    Reminds me of xkcd's "Click & Drag"

    https://xkcd.com/1110/

  • utopcell 17 hours ago
    If you're curious: the name alludes to this being the 796th floor of a space station.
  • metalman 2 hours ago
    the guy must have started consuming media in the womb and has an amazing ability to capture iconic characters and moments with the smallest possible numbers of pixles, the proof of that is bieng able to identify many familiar characters, but the ones from different cultures register as extras and are devoid of personality, pattern recognition doing it's thing effortlessly. It's very much of our time, and speaks to the need for drama and absurdity, and also the role that AI is bieng pushed to fill, while showing that for true iconic imagery , human biengs still have the edge.
  • cod1r 14 hours ago
    This is great and I love it. Very polished work.
  • chiantiM 19 hours ago
    OMG... stunning maximalism
  • fwip 20 hours ago
  • sph 20 hours ago
    This is incredible!

    I bet there's Waldo hidden somewhere... good luck!

    • cmg 20 hours ago
      From the FAQ:

      > You can try to find Wally (Waldo), as in the well-known game Where's Wally. He is partially visible, but if you click on him, he will appear in full and wave at you.

  • rishabhaiover 17 hours ago
    I love the fact that Steven Seagal made it.
  • paulbjensen 19 hours ago
    This is a work of art. Thank you for sharing.
  • Kiboneu 13 hours ago
    this is where i’d like to chill when they wake me up from the simulation.
  • arrty88 20 hours ago
    So cool. Nice to see Walt and Jesse cooking
  • jnellis 20 hours ago
    Nice, this just crashed my entire desktop.
    • throawayonthe 20 hours ago
      impressive, what's your desktop?
      • jnellis 20 hours ago
        just win10 and firefox. It wanted to run workers in firefox, locked up firefox, then somehow taskmanager was locked up and things went downhill from there.
        • justsomehnguy 20 hours ago
          Works for me on Win 10, Win 11, Firefox, DDG.

          Probably somet=ing gone very wrong with the video drivers.

  • eightturn 20 hours ago
    there's even a HN img reference
  • dmead 9 hours ago
    Is this the same author as goontower?
  • underlipton 14 hours ago
    What did they do to Muzzy?!
  • LePetitPrince 16 hours ago
    [dead]
  • mariopt 13 hours ago
    The artwork looks amazing, is it AI/ComfyUI?
  • xfour 21 hours ago
    What did I just click on? Love the no context drop in with 37 points and no comments.

    That being said whatever this is… something